show “Sex Sent me to the ER”. I’m actually watching it as I write this and wow, it’s amazing what people do! They start with good intentions but things go drastically wrong. If you just take 30 seconds to think things through, you’ll have a lot more fun and you won’t end up in the ER.
There was one episode where the lady decided that she wanted her partner to use pop rocks on her genitals. You know those candies that you put in your mouth and they pop and explode? Yah, those. But there are a few different issues here. Your genitals and the skin is thin and sensitive. Want to irritate it? This is a great way to do that. Not only that, but sugar and your genitals are not a good combination, you’re just setting yourself up for a yeast infection.
If you want to play with food in the bedroom, a few things to remember:
Avoid getting anything with sugar internal
If you are using sugar items around the genitals, clean them off fully before going to penetrative sex, and no a tongue usually is not good enough.
Use items that are specifically designed for this type of play.
Another issue is that a husband and wife were playing with an anal toy and it got lost. You may wonder how it got lost but it seems that it got pushed up a little too far and then his muscles took over and moved it up even further. They could not get it out in the ER and he ended up having surgery to get it out.
Some safety ideas:
Use toys that are designed specifically for anal use. They typically have a flared base to avoid the toy getting lost.
If you want to use a toy that is not for anal use, put a condom on it to keep it from getting lost.
There are soooo many more things that I could write but this is a great start. And if you do end up in the ER, don’t be embarrassed to tell the Dr what happened, you will get faster and more accurate treatment.
Did you like the taste of Maid to Order that I posted last week? I hope so! Since then I have been busy writing and dreaming up more tales of Lydia and Senator Niles. In fact, over the weekend I published Maid to Order 3!
After two rough sexual encounters with her boss, Lydia wants their sexual adventures continue on a regular basis. First she must convince the state senator that his maid needs the lessons only he can teach.
So what’s next? There are a few other stories I’ve been working on, including a companion story to the Maid to Order series, called Personal Assistant, which is now available via Smashwords! It should available through Amazon soon (Amazon takes a little longer to publish, whereas Smashwords is instantaneous).
What is Personal Assistant about? In this series we will meet Vivian, personal assistant to Senator Stephen Niles. Vivian has a special set of skills that she uses to keep the senator in line. She is the one who hired Lydia.
I’m already working on the next story in the Personal Assistant series.
In celebration of publishing two new stories this week, I have a treat for you! Use this coupon code on Smashwords to get the first Maid to Orderstory for FREE. Hurry! The code expires on Sunday, May 17, 2014.
The coupon code is PY62S (not case-sensitive). You must enter the code prior to completing your checkout.
Laura is a twenty six year old looking for love but who is not really sure that she will be able to find what she wants. She decides to sign up for Internet dating to see what she can find but is not very hopeful. But then, she gets a reply from Dylan, who is a hunky firefighter, and she wonders if she is just imaging things. When she does an internet search for him, she finds out that he is really real and agrees to meet him. But she wonders how he can afford to take her to the ritzy restaurant she is taking him to as she knows that he should not be able to afford it on a firefighter’s salary.
Dylan is looking for a new woman in his life. But, since Jill passed away, a lot has changed in his life and he is looking for someone who truly likes him for him instead of the money he has inherited. As a result, he turns to Internet dating and finds Laura. He is taken by her and asks her out.
But, is there more to this story than meets the eye? Who was Jill and what was she to Dylan? How will her story affect Laura and Dylan?
I liked the concept of this book. The first book in the series covers the meeting between Laura and Dylan. We also see some what happens after their date and Mike is introduced which leads into book two.
In the first book, we learn about the connection between Dylan and Mike and how they were both affected by Jill and her death. The two of them are roommates who have both becoming billionaires due to Jill’s death but are still trying to figure out how to make that lifestyle work for them.
When Lucy and I started this blog, I had great plans to write. And don’t get me wrong, I still have plans to write. But I can’t seem to sit down and actually write anything. I have started a few stories but they have not gotten very far, I think the longest one is about 1500 words. I know what the story wants to do, but it just isn’t calling out to me to get written.
That said, I seem to get myself into all sorts of situations online involving guys. Lucy thinks I need to write stories about these events and I don’t disagree, but with these, I have no clue where to start or how to even start. I foresee them being a collection of short stories as many of the situations are done and over but as of the time of this blog post, there are a few still going on.
Just a few examples of my stories to tell:
– Exhibitionist who wants to visit me but get naked at the door. And did I mention he wanted me to invite a bunch of friends over and he would be the waiter for the night and slowly get naked over the course of the evening? He also wanted to be the entertainment at a party one time, apparently he even got as far as the house but lost his nerve to “perform” for us.
– Finding a guy who wanted to be a submissive to me. He was good with it for one night but after that he wanted to be in charge. He also felt that he could be an equal to me as a sub.
– Many guys who just wanted to play online. They didn’t want to be submissive to me but they wanted me to tell them what to do to themselves.
– Multiple general conversations with guys and the things they say and wnat to do to a stranger that they have never met.
How about a little peek at one of my published works? So far the Maid to Order stories have been my most popular. They are tales of veryrough sex between maid Lydia and her boss Senator Stephen Niles. You can purchase the tales through Amazon or Smashwords.
This is an excerpt from the story that started it all.
He took a few steps towards where I was standing. “The shameful way you acted with the guests. It was an embarrassment – especially to me,” he growled. “I expect my employees to not behave in such a…wantonly manner.”
I took a step back, resting my backside on the edge of the sofa’s armrest. “I’m sorry, but I don’t know what you mean, Senator Niles. I was polite with everyone…nothing more.”
“I saw the way you were smiling at the men and practically throwing yourself at them.” He glared at me. “I cannot have someone like that in my employ.”
“Please, sir. I need this job. I’ll….I’ll do anything.” I pleaded with him, standing from my perch. Tears were threatening to leak from my eyes. I refused to cry in front of him. “Please give me another chance to prove I am a good employee.”
“Anything to keep your job? You can’t even beg for your job without sounding like a slut.” He stepped towards me. Having no way to escape his path, I stood my ground against the sofa. He grabbed ahold of my arms and brought me against his body, kissing me forcefully. His tongue split my lips apart and probed my mouth. Then he pushed me backwards and my body went over the sofa’s arm. I landed on my back, my legs in the air.
“See how much of a slut you are. You want to keep your job? Will do anything? I will show you just what anything can be.”
While this post seems like it should be before my post “Considering the D/s Lifestyle” I have learnt a lot since I wrote that post about what a person needs to think about and establish. I figure a post that is later is better than never.
I have learnt this things from personal experience, from a Facebook group I joined and from reading on the Net and what I want and expect for myself. This post is written from the standpoint of a submissive, so if you are a Dom, not all of this will apply but it definitely does not hurt to educate yourself.
Determine your Hard Limits
You need to take more than two minutes to think about them. I like to keep a list (but I like lists) that I can add to – not because I am continually coming up with more limits but because it can be hard to remember everything you are not interested in when chatting with someone. Some of my limits were established due to conversations I had with someone, even though I felt that it was a given. Nothing is a given in this lifestyle, so make sure you include those items regardless.
Are there any objects that are off limits?
Are you willing to do things while you are at work?
Are you okay with your skin being marked?
How do you feel with playing with more than just your Dom? Is there a limit to how many people you will play with at once? Will you play with someone of the same gender?
Are you into golden showers or other bathroom play?
How do you feel about animals?
Are you willing to have anal sex?
Are you okay with pain?
What Does your Dom expect of you?
Before you decide to serve a Dom, find out what they expect of you. You want to discuss what they will expect of you as well and they should be asking you as to what you expect of them. Make sure that whatever they want is something hat you can accept and is within the realm of what you can handle. I talked to one gentleman who was new to being a Dom but he kept referring to wanting to use his sub and cause them pain. I quickly told him that I did not feel we were compatible.
Some things that may come up:
Expecting you to follow orders even when your Dom is not there such as no orgasming without permission
When you get together, you are to wait in a certain position (at home, not in public)
You must call him Master/Sir and he will call you other terms
Has your Dom had subs before?
Ask the person you are considering to be your Dom if they have had a sub before. If they are new to the lifestyle and so are you, it may be a good idea to move on to someone with a bit more experience. Being a Dom is more than just giving someone orders to please you. There is an emotional side to this and as a sub, you don’t want to just feel like you are there to grant your Masters wishes, you want to also be appreciated and protected.
This may seem like a lot of work but it is worthwhile. It is important to go with your gut when you are considering this lifestyle or moving on to a new Dom. You need to be comfortable and know that they will have your safety in mind.